Have you come across these things? They're pretty easy to find:
Try the dollar store or anyplace with office supplies. Mine came par avion from Canada, in a completely random and unexpected care package of weird craftables in French and English. (My readers are the bestest! Thanks, MissKoolAid!)
Here's a teeny idea.
I know, I know, it's practical and you can't wear it. You're probably wondering, who is that, and what has she done with the real Mich. Do not be alarmed. As you might guess, this quickie post is a bit of a place holder, just to tide us over until I come up with some giddy gel grip gewelry.