However, I can juggle the pins. And I can make these...
A set of mini-bowling pins from the dollar store! So put that in your pipe and smoke it, you fancy-schmancy-65-points-per-game hotshots.
Can't teach you to juggle pins on this blog, but I can surely teach you to make these charming little vase necklaces. They will take you less than five minutes apiece, and you will get nine of them for a dollar. (Look in the toy or party favor section of your local dollar store. If you can't find 'em there, try a party supply store or the kid section of a regular toy store.) So step on up!