However, I can juggle the pins. And I can make these...
So put that in your pipe and smoke it, you fancy-schmancy-65-points-per-game hotshots.
Can't teach you to juggle pins on this blog, but I can surely teach you to make these charming little vase necklaces. They will take you less than five minutes apiece, and you will get nine of them for a dollar. So step on up!